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We’ve all had our romps in the bedroom with our husbands, but some of us are a bit more on the wildcat side, and then there are those who have a streak of sourpuss running though them. But whether you roll over and turn out the lights or jump up and grab the body paints, you’re one groovy mommy – yeah, baby! So, take this fun quiz and enjoy reading about which type of sexy feline you are. But no worries here, baby, you’re purrrrfectly perfect. As a matter of fact, no matter what your mommy mojo is, you’re the cat’s meow!

You and your husband are taking the elevator and it runs into a snag and stops between floors.
1. You grab the emergency phone and start screaming “911” into it.
2. You are thankful you put that deck of playing cards in your purse this morning.
3. Your husband pulls you to him and you are thankful you are not wearing your granny panties.
4. Push the “stop elevator” button just in case and jump on him.
You have had a long day with the children and all you want to do is crash in the bed and go to sleep, but your husband obviously has something else on his mind.
1. You crash in the bed and go to sleep.
2. You snuggle in tight and let him know he’s loved (with words, not actions).e.
3. You crash but figure that with enough advances, you’ll be coming around pretty soon.
4. You crash right on top of him, but sleep is no longer the objective.
It’s Valentine’s Day and you have a special surprise for your sweetie.
1. You tell him that if he plays his cards right, he may get his yearly romp in the sheets.
2. You give him a big heart of chocolates and a nose hair trimmer.
3. You bought him a pair of boxers with hearts all over it that reads, “hot stuff.”
4. You greet him wearing a red fur-trimmed thong, some body glitter, and darn little else.
You go back to your obstetrician five days after you deliver to make sure you are healing properly. She informs you, “No sex for six weeks.”
1. You reply, “If I pay you $50 more, could you tell my husband six months?”
2. You go home and mark the special day on your calendar for a romantic date..
3. You figure maybe a little playing around won’t hurt. After all, she didn’t accurately define, “sex.”
4. You say, “I guess you should have told me that before I left the hospital.”
Your husband is away on a business trip. The kids are asleep, you settle in for a chick flick, and he surprised you by coming home early.
1. You greet him at the door to tell him not to wake up the kids as he puts his stuff away.
2. You greet him at the door with a big hug and a kiss and ask him if he wants to join you for a movie.
3. You greet him at the door and forget about the movie.
4. He doesn’t make it to the door. You jump on him while he’s still in the car.