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Are You A Gross Mom?

It may strike you when you pick up that mini corn dog off of the floor and blow on it a few times before you put it back on your child's plate. Or perhaps it happens when you sniff that pull-up and wonder if your children can get two wears out of it. It's that age-old question: "Am I a gross mom?" Well, forget about leaving it up to your imagination, Total Mom is here to help. Just take this handy little quiz and reveal the dirty truth. Hey, don't sweat it; it can't be any dirtier than that corn dog (which, by the way, was delicious with spicy mustard).

How many times do you wear a bra before washing it?
1. Once. And be sure to use fabric softener.
2. Only twice... anything to stretch my wardrobe 'til laundry day.
3. Three times. Thank goodness for Febreeze!
4. Four to six times. But at least I shower.
When was the last time you cleaned your home?
1. Yesterday. I keep it clean everyday.
2. Last week, but I plan to do it again this week.
3. About a month ago. But I have clean kids.
4. My kids are raising dust bunnies as pets, so cleaning would destroy their fun, bless their little hearts.
What kind of diet do you provide your family?
1. Strictly vegetarian (organically grown produce, hormone free dairy products, etc).
2. Organic, free-range and antibiotic/hormone free meats and vegetables.
3. Just your average meat and potatoes, 7 days a week.
4. If it comes from a fast-food joint, the frozen section, or a box, its OK with me.
Your seven year old child's nose is running like a broken faucet.
1. You give him a tissue, tell him to blow it, and throw away the tissue.
2. You tell him to go find something to blow his nose on.
3. You use your child's shirt to wipe his nose.
4. You use your shirt to wipe his nose.
Your teenager's boyfriend / girlfriend is at your house for dinner for the first time. You are bringing dinner to the table and, before anyone sees it, you find a used band-aid in the main dish.
1. You tell your teen and guest the dinner burned, pile everyone in the car and its off to Applebees.
2. Out with the dish, and offer cheese and mayo sandwiches.
3. You screech, "EEEWWW", show eveyone the band-aid, and suggest eating around it.
4. No one saw it, no one has to know. :)